Santa is a conservative

That Santa Claus is a conservative is conclusively shown on this post. There are thirteen pieces of evidence but I’ll only list numbers one and eleven:

1. Did you ever hear Santa wishing someone a ‘Happy Holidays?’ No, for the man in red, it’s always ‘Merry Christmas’ – no matter who it offends.

11. The naughty or nice list also shows an objective moral compass. Santa apparently rejects liberal relativism or explaining away bad behavior with pop psychology and ‘culture’ issues.

And not a government handout anywhere to be seen.