The ten funniest jokes from the Edinburgh Comedy Fringe Festival.

1. “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free” — Darren Walsh.

2. “Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West” — Stewart Francis.

3. “Surely every car is a people carrier?” – Adam Hess.

4. “What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter” — Masai Graham.

5. “If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn’t go” — Dave Green.

6. “Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas” — Mark Nelson.

7. “Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day” — Tom Parry.

Equal 8. “The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves” — Alun Cochrane.

Equal 8. “Clowns divorce. Custardy battle” — Simon Munnery.

10. “They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.” – Grace The Child.