But it was only number 10 that actually made me laugh

The ten funniest jokes from the Edinburgh Comedy Fringe Festival.

1. “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free” — Darren Walsh.

2. “Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West” — Stewart Francis.

3. “Surely every car is a people carrier?” – Adam Hess.

4. “What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter” — Masai Graham.

5. “If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn’t go” — Dave Green.

6. “Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas” — Mark Nelson.

7. “Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day” — Tom Parry.

Equal 8. “The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves” — Alun Cochrane.

Equal 8. “Clowns divorce. Custardy battle” — Simon Munnery.

10. “They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.” – Grace The Child.

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