[Maya and Ben sing Refrain to “Wet Dreamz” beat by J. Cole]
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
So proud, so game, so orthodox,/
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But ch’yer head’s in the sand, Prof,/
don’t blame da Nash box./
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/
n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
Took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/ n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
[Cyris sings Verse 1 to “Let ‘em Blow” by Chief Keef et al.]
Readin’ Greg Mankiw, /
Queue the conservative man’s view/
Supply, demand, invisible hand too /
Following these Ten Commandments he hands to you /
Hey kids, you understand what Econ really can do? /
These ain’t the pearly gates, Mr. Mankiw/
Just preachin’ on profit and Max U/
But where’s the vertical mobility?/
Masses are enslaved in poverty/Millions for your fat pockets see/
This poverty of nations ain’t so efficient/
Mainstream economists are mentally deficient/
Monotonous lectures despite student resistance/What works on the Blackboard but not
with existence/
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Your crackpot theories plot all the wrong axes /
If you are the state we-Uber-killin’ all your taxis /
[Maya sings Verse 2 to “Let ‘em Blow” (Chief Keef et al.)]
Yo I say that with gritted teeth/
Admittedly, when it comes to justice and liberty/
You Ivy leagues just can’t compete, I pity thee/
So tell New Jersey fans we gonna need new Jersey’s man/
Cause you just stand in the stands lookin’ white wan/
Invisible hand doin’ nothing but hurting me/
Burnin’ me, doesn’t matter if it’s third degree/
Cause your economic policy causing nothing but poverty/
Death n’ destruction are all that I can see/
We need wealth for society, stop with the perjury/
You cheat, you steal, you lie through your pearly teeth/But today’s a new day and there’s a
brand new lesson to teach/
We’re turning over Ivy leaves as we stomp our feet . . . ./
[Pause . . . . then Maya concludes:]
I’m like Steve Nash, so check out this sweet pass/
[Maya and Ben sing Refrain to J. Cole “Wet Dreamz”:]
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
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So proud, so game, so orthodox,/
But ch’yer head’s in the sand, Prof,/
don’t blame da Nash box./
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/
n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
Took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/
n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
[Eboni sings Verse 3 to “Let ‘em Blow” (Chief Keef et al.)]
Lesson one, it starts in a sympathetic fashion/
Government spendin’ can stop markets from crashin’/
You askin’, “where’s the money comin’ from?”/
It’s C+I and G and then we’re done some/
You see, it’s really not that complicated/
But steppin’ on the little guy ain’t the right way to make it/
You fake it, we take it, but it’s time to unionize/
Get ourselves organized, give the capitalists a huge surprise/
And begin the journey toward a social compromise/
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Where the poor get more and the rich standby/
We fly, get high, and soar towards the blue sky/
Where moral sentiments replace demand and supply/
[Maya and Ben sing Refrain to J. Cole “Wet Dreamz”:]
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
So proud, so game, so orthodox,/
But ch’yer head’s in the sand, Prof,/
don’t blame da Nash box./
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/
n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
Took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/
n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
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[Cyris and Erika sing and chant Verse 4 to “Let ‘em Blow” (Chief Keef et al.)]
It’s clear your markets are free of justice/
Looks like your supply curve needs some adjustments/
We need benevolence and sympathy in the mix/
These textbooks are corruptin’ our moral sentiments/
We need O.G.s in here, like Smith, Marx and Lerner/
Heterodox economics is the real table turner/
Get back to the real world, no catallaxy/
Spontaneous order, can’t put me in a Cadillac, see?/
Check Ferguson, Garner, and Rodney King too
People can’t work when they face black n’ blue!
[Prof Z raps Verse 5 to “Let ‘em Blow” (Chief Keef et al.)]
Dude from George Mason had a lot to say/
Not a whole lot o’ substance at the end o’ the day/
His message n’ beats are false an’ predictable/
Does he even teach his students about Rawls’s difference principle?/
We come from Roosevelt, yo, n’ we are the Lakers,/
Let’s get back to class now n’ forget all these fakers/
[Maya and Ben sing Refrain to J. Cole “Wet Dreamz”:]
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
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I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
So proud, so game, so orthodox,/
But ch’yer head’s in the sand, Prof,/
don’t blame da Nash box./
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/
n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
Took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
We read, we think, we write about it,/
But ch’you’re standin’ there lecturin’,/
n’ we’re worryin’ about it.
[Maya and Ben repeat first stanza of Refrain, with fade out . . .]
I took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/
Took my last look, at this textbook,/
Invisible hand, /story o’ tha next crook,/ . . . . .