We are being run by crazies

This is a Canadian thing with perhaps some universal relevance. Ezra Levant – think Mark Steyn for comparison purposes – has been hauled up before the Alberta Human Rights Commission for calling it “crazy”. Kate McMillan, of Small Dead Animals, has written a note, Dear Alberta Human Rights Commission, which I thought might be of interest.

I’m informed that your Commission (via your proxy) considers the word “crazy” an insult.

I thought of sending a simple “fuck you”, but I’ve thought better of it. I take it back: unfuck you.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss the Law Society of Alberta than be seen with you.

You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot midday sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature.

I began this note with the intent of writing something original, but I changed my mind. Originality should not be sacrificed to such a worthless cause. You’re unworthy of the effort to string words together in a novel arrangement. In fact, I’m not convinced you’re worthy of this obvious plagiarism. Plagiarism is too good for you, certainly plagiarism of material of this quality is too good for you, so I’ve butchered it badly. Writing this in steaming cat piss on a hot summer sidewalk would be too good for you. Writing this in the writhing bodies of one million wingless flies glued to a barn door with cow shit is too good for you. (OK, that part was original. I’m not without generosity.)

In closing, I hope this finds you unwell.

As Ezra notes, the prosecution in the punishment, and expects it will cost him $25,000 to defend. Freedom of Speech is under assault everywhere by various Orwellian-named agencies of government. And finally, the “obvious plagiarism” in the original post directs you to this site: THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.13 which might be kept on hand for future reference.

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