Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of government .
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of
Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount
of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S.
Department of the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”
Their stated reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow
dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”
Thus ends today’s lesson in irony.