From Cut & Paste at The Oz: Once a jolly polly offered an apollygy, and other neologisms to celebrate Australia Day.
From the cool cats at Catallaxy Files during the past two years:
Abbariginal: Fair-skinned blonde claiming Aboriginality for money, money, money
Acadumbic: Professor who dumbs down students
Accusuals: Usual accusers
Alt-Racist: Reactionary throwback who believes man should be judged by content of character not colour of skin
ATMs: Australian Taxpaying Machines, ie taxpayers that pollies raid
Apollygy: Apology made by a hopeless PM about something they had no involvement in to seem more virtuous than the previous PM
Balance of poorer: Control votes in Senargy so prosperity never realised
Bolshie Ballet: Choreographed routine when crimes of socialism are brought up, such as “but that wasn’t real communism”, “but Scandinavia”. “but outside forces”
Bloodger: One who uses race to suck from the taxpayer’s teat
Canoebaya: Imaginary state in which all parties are in the same boat
Climatocracy: Upper echelons of climate science and activist fraternity, made wealthy as dauphins by immeasurable government largesse
Dimwitterati: Energy policy masters
Disasterati: Airhead commentariat that thrills about latest research proving catastrophic impact of climate change will end world as we know it
Dodgeridoo: Fake Aboriginal artefact
Foregasm: Wonderful feeling when Treasury forecasts balanced budget some time in next 20 years
Flannery: Unit of rain. “We’ve had over 75 ‘Flannerys’ in the past week”. one Flannery being 50 gigalitres
Fragilista: One who fights by whining for rights of snowflakes everywhere
Fauxphobia: 1. Pretending that sticking “phobia” on to a randomly chosen word is meaningful. 2. Fear of people who create meaningless words
Fleffers: Far-left activists who routinely stack audiences at ABC TV shows such as Q&A in order to whoop, cheer and vigorously applaud their ideology and its espousers
Fridgicide: Thanks to a US intellectual we know this, not Islamic, terrorism is the real threat to Western civilisation
Gendercide: Destruction of biological gender as we know it
Gendercreep: Public education on just how many ways to have sex
Gorebulls: Utterances of Al Gore
Insulterati: (see Offendopotamus)
Intaxication: Wonderful feeling when government spends $ on you but you know a headache is coming
Islamofauxbia: Pretence that being wary of homicidal jihadists is somehow irrational
Leftwaffe: Mechanical formations that carpet-bomb social media with hashtags and believe they are superior to all others
Marxist Stream Media: … formerly known as mainstream media
Neo-Apartheid: Progressive, compassionate policy … (of) locking sections of community into non-Western culture (which) magically result in improved standards of living
Offendopotamus/offendopotami: Full-time offense taker
Phallinked: Person associated with “Safe Schools” child grooming
Pollicock: Political correctness
Pollycy: Policy for political purposes
Preposterist: One who expects others to believe their preposterous views
Rearviewergy: Rear view energy. Politicians in cahoots with crony capitalists who decide way forward is to fix sight in rear view mirror, ie windmills
Slacktivist: Someone who only attends demos after midday
Socialislam: Unofficial alliance between the Left and Islam
Social license: Inalienable right of those who don’t produce anything to hector and humbug those that do
Spitcoin: Currency, the more spitcoins one accumulates, the higher on the virtue ladder one is elevated and the more deplorables one can spit on
UNuchs: Fawning obsequiousness at international diplomatic gatherings
Woking Class: Demographic educated just sufficiently to assign relative degrees of morality to every member of the population except themselves
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