From Ace of Spades just now, under the heading, “Top Story”. I think they’re laughing at us.

• Future tense, present tense, what’s the difference?
  

  “Today, approximately 3.5 million premises across Australia can access the NBN Home Ultrafast wholesale speed tier with wholesale download speeds of 500 Mbps to close to 1 Gbps, on demand.”

  Oh, really? I’d like to sign up then.

  I can’t? No fucking surprise, because it took you bastards twelve fucking years just to wire up suburban Sydney.

  I do at least have 80M down and 40M up now, though, which is a hell of an improvement from the 14/2 I had a year ago.

These are the people who saved us from Tony Abbott. What a pair of clowns they were are.