I have come across two articles today, each providing their last set of public advice before the election. For Hillary, we have that NYT political lunatic Thomas Friedman with his vapid and inane Donald Trump Voters, Just Hear Me Out. I did hear him out, and it comes down to concern that Trump has been known to eat with his elbows on the table. I only bring it to your attention as evidence that there is no case for Hillary of any substance. You do have to laugh at this, when immigration to the US is almost entirely third-world peasants with no first-world skills who will be living on welfare for generations. Meanwhile, all you folks looking for jobs and a decent incomes, well you will just have to depend on the welfare state.

The smartest thing we can do now is to keep our economy as open and flexible as possible — to get the change signals first and be able to quickly adapt; create the opportunity for every American to engage in lifelong learning, because whatever jobs emerge will require more knowledge; make sure that learning stresses as much of the humanities and human interactive skills as hard sciences; make sure we have an immigration policy that continues to attract the world’s most imaginative risk-takers; and strengthen our safety nets, because this era will leave more people behind.

And on the other side, we have Ann Coulter My Final Argument for Trump. It’s almost as if she had read Friedman’s arguments since she manages to plough through them all, one by one. Her article comes with a language warning. This is her basic premise.

For every argument the media make against Trump, Hillary’s worse.

And from there she goes through thirteen different issues giving both sides. I will start you off with the first, but go read all thirteen.

(1) Eleven years ago, Trump said on a secretly recorded tape that celebrities can do anything — even grab a woman’s p*ssy.

Hillary, born-again Victorian virgin, campaigns with Beyonce, who performs a duet with the words “curvalicious, p*ssy served delicious.”

Hillary is thrilled to have the support of Madonna — who has publicly offered to give blow jobs to anyone who votes for Hillary. (She’ll even remove her teeth!)

Hillary’s campaign has deployed Miley Cyrus to canvas for her — when Cyrus is not busy inviting men in the audience to reach up and grab her p*ssy. (Here’s a video of delicate flower Miley Cyrus in action.)

When Vernon Jordan was asked by CBS’ Mike Wallace what he talked about while golfing with Bill Clinton — aka Hillary’s husband — he answered: “P*ssy.”

Oh, and 11 years before Teddy Kennedy ran for president as the Conscience of the Democratic Party — he killed a girl. After grabbing her p*ssy.

If this p*ssy business is the clincher for you, then you really are too stupid to vote.