This is from Finland advising women on what to do if they are attacked in the street, as if it would be in broad daylight in the middle of the road. First at Tim Blair there was this:
And then Andrew Bolt added this from Sam I Am:
Both are equally idiotic although the second at least is not intended to be a genuine response to a serious problem. To bring in large numbers of people who do not speak the language, who have few marketable skills and are products of a different social culture seems to have been asking for trouble. What I do not get is why these governments are not being thrown from office and Tony Abbott brought in to run the country. A debilitating sentimentality seems to have replaced common sense across the Western world.
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Hi Stevie, that is so funny, bring back Star Wars weapons by all means or learn Krav Maga
that was me above, ha ha, Susie