A slow day in a little Greek Village

This was an old story sent to me by a friend, in this case associated with the problems in Greece.

How the Greek economy works​

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village. He stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk. He tells the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers’ Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The tavern owner slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him “services” on credit.

The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

And THAT is how the bailout package works.

I know it’s only a joke, but the penultimate sentence makes me wonder about the intent: “the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism”. They are certainly happier having had their debts wiped out, but…. This is what I wrote back:

It’s a great story, which explains why the real economy and the money economy are so dangerously but inevitably linked. Although the debts are cleared, it is also obvious that none of the money originally borrowed has been able to earn the incomes that would allow those debts to be repaid. The existence of the debt should force each of them to change their behaviour and become more productive. The wiping out of the debt leaves them in their poverty and with their bad habits. An interesting story, but I take a different conclusion from what the person who constructed it might have thought.

Debt is a terrible taskmaster. To borrow more than your future incomes stream will allow you to repay is a disaster that will eat your life away. Same for countries as it is for people. “Neither a lender nor a borrower be” is Polonius’s sage advice.

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